Tuesday, January 10, 2006
The Shit List
Guess which member of my household is currently on my shit list...go ahead, guess.You: "Could it be Huz?"
Um, no. Take a look at the fab dinner he made me last night.
How could such an awesome man be on my shit list? This was prosciutto-wrapped tilapia, mashed fingerling potatoes, and snow peas. For what? No reason. He just likes to cook. (You may all heave a collective jealous sigh now.)
You: "How 'bout Cambridge?"
This sweet thing?
No, not her either. In fact, ever since we got Neville she's been extra sweet and sleeps
You: "That must leave Neville?"
Well, I know he looks awfully cute and innocent:
But I woke up this morning and discovered that he had a rather destructive evening whilst I was peacefully slumbering only feet away. Take a load of my new table runner, not to mention my poor plant which I found uprooted and lying on the chair.
Oh, and this was on the couch.
Neville, can you say "dog?" You're a cat, man, act your species! |
