Saturday, March 26, 2005
Cambridge's Corner
How To Woo Mom:
Every time Mom sits on the couch, jump on her lap immediately (the goal here is to get on her while she is still shifting her weight and reaching for the book or remote on the coffee table). Next, get up real close to her face so she can talk to you like you're a baby and kiss your forehead. Next, circle, circle, circle around and around on her lap/stomach/leg (whatever happens to be under you at the time) until comfortable and until her bladder is adequately stimulated for drainage, then lie down and sleep soundly for 45 minutes while Mom squints and quietly moans with the pain of having to pee, but not wanting to disturb you, the purring pal, on her lap. Repeat daily.
(This cat advice post was inspired by http://bloggochicago.blogs.com/catobloggo/. Thanks for the idea.)
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